fungal-rot:

How I Think Joel Would Kiss You (Jackson!Joel)


If it’s your first kiss with each other I think Joel would be a bit hesitant. His heart would race and his leg would bounce as he sat next to you, listen to you ramble on and on about your day and oh my g o d just kiss them !! fuck he hasn’t been in a real relationship like this for so long. Joel is learning to love again and good lord does he love you. he’s not very good at expressing it through words, but instead acts of services. would kissing you be considered an act of service?

his fingers twitch in his lap as he eyed you intently but can’t seem to pay attention because your lips are just right there !! waiting to be smooched !! then just saying fuck it, he rips that bandaid off and grabs either side of your face with both hands and pulls you to him while planting a fat, wet (and a lil clumsy) kiss to your mouth. suddenly he thinks about how your lips are so soft and nice and his are so fuckin’ chapped holy shit can they feel that? why is he overthinking this he’s a grown ass man, get it together.

then he’d pull away, and he’d see the awestruck look in your eyes as they flutter open, the way your mouth would slowly stretch into a wide, toothy grin. and he felt at home. because he was home.

after that it got a little easier. he wasn’t too keen on public affection unless someone was eyeing you too hard or too long, but at home he was always showering you with love, peppering your face with his lips, playfully nipping your jaw and neck. walk up behind you and wrap his arms around your middle and leave a kiss on your temple or the top of your head. he felt safe and comfortable around you, to let his normal stoicism drop and lighten up. you were his rock, his family. and you are so very loved and appreciated.

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notjustjavierpena:

Are You Staying?

A/N: Let’s face it. This is Pedro Pascal’s world, and we’re all just living in it, trying to get by. I hope you enjoy this simple one-shot, which is my very first portrayal of Javier Peña.

Summary: You have become accustomed to letting the DEA agent be your reward for snitching on narcos and their sicarios.

Pairing: Javier Peña x Reader/You

Tags: +18 Smut (minors DNI), PIV sex, unprotected sex, pussy eating, fingering, couch sex, doggy style, creampie, cute banter, dirty talk.

Word count: 2.6k

Link to this work on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46680259

Are You Staying?

“This never happened,” Javier Peña says as he stuffs a bundle of cash into your jean pocket, lingering just a moment. You find it endearing that he repeats that phrase every time that he is here but you guess that when getting intel, one can never be too careful. You have given him nothing of importance, an address to a potential hideout (which you figure will be abandoned by now), but you like to think that he often just wants an excuse to see you.

“As per usual,” you reply with a smile and pat the money in your pocket. They are not the ones of most importance in this room right now though; Javier is, and whilst cash gives you more freedom in your life, you have become accustomed to letting the DEA agent be your reward for snitching on narcos and their sicarios.

“Are you staying?” You ask nonchalantly. He doesn’t need to know just how accustomed.

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Holy smokes….. 🫢

This is insanely hot and sexy and breathtaking… 🥵

Love their energy and their banter…

Absolutely wonderful piece… 😍

Thank you for sharing Dearest!!! ✨💖✨

my man

four characters who make you yell “MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN” !!

Tagged by the wonderful @wildemaven

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NPTs: @undercoverpena @secretelephanttattoo @thetriumphantpanda @wheresarizona @kteague @frenchiereading @morallyinept @endlessthxxghts @mermaidgirl30 @chiriwritesstuff @intheorangebedroom and whoever wants to play! ✨💖✨

(Btw.. gifs not mine. And I’m sorry but I could’t find the author(s) of those gif. So credit where credit is due…)

alltheirdamn:

DECLINED | Mechanic!Joel x f!reader

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Summary: You’re on a cross-country road trip when your tires blow, and you’re forced to get them fixed at a small town mechanic shop. When your card declines, you only have one other option to get your car back.
Rating: 18+ Explicit
Word Count: 3k
Warnings: Pre-outbreak AU, mechanic!joel, sex for favors, oral sex (f + m receiving), blowjob, deepthroating, cum eating, fingering, squirting, semi-public sex, unprotected piv sex, size kink, creampie, dirty talk, pet names, joel being a disgustingly nice gentleman, porn with absolutely no plot
A/N: I saw this gif float across my pinterest and had a terribly fun idea… so here it is. Enjoy a lil fun ;)

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joelsbloodyhands:

He’s beauty, he’s grace, he’ll punch you in the face 😊

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whocaresstillthelouvre:

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Five More Games

Batter Up Chapter 3

Pairing: Baseball player Joel Miller x Female Reader
Rating: Explicit. 18+ (Minors DNI)
Summary: You haven’t seen your boyfriend in over two weeks, your longing for Joel interrupts a FaceTime session.
Warnings: smut, baseball talk, FaceTime mutual masturbation, pining, softness, Joel cum’s all over his stomach
Words: 3,000
A/N: These two have previously appeared together in 18 Seasons and Golden Corral. I wanted to write something super self indulgent to celebrate the month anniversary of posting my first fic Golden Walkway on here. I also want to shout out two people who helped me in this whole writing process. @ohheypedrito for being my steadfast fellow obsessor and idea bouncer offer and @justagalwhowrites for her very sweet response when I asked for words of advice that ultimately made me take the big step to hitting post.

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Joel has internally struggled this season:  unhappy with his new team, unhappy with his new city, unhappy with the game he loved. Unfamiliar fans, unfamiliar apartment, unfamiliar restaurants, unfamiliar grocery store. The only familiar thing for Joel is you, taking the train down to the city whenever you can, staying in his aforementioned unfamiliar apartment making it seem more like home. You of course knew you couldn’t go to any of his games and openly root for him, but you were happy to watch the game on his couch in his new home, welcoming him back with a hug, smelling the sweat of the game still on him… Joel always far too impatient to shower at the stadium, too excited to get back to you. 

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Love how adorable they are… how they miss each other.. how Joel, even miles away, take care of her and comforts her…

And that FaceTime session.. so hot!! 🔥🔥🔥

Another amazing installment! Thank you for sharing! ✨💖✨

wildemaven:

night school teacher! javier peña x f!reader | q & a

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@holacia3 had left some questions about Retired Night School Teacher Javier Peña, so I thought I’d make a separate post to answer them. Thanks so much for sending these!!

What made Javi fill in the vacant teacher role? Did he just move here? Simply transferring from another local school/ uni?

In my head he’s retired from the DEA and his dad is encouraging him to do something else besides helping him on the ranch, something that he would find more fulfilling.

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katiexpunk:

Fuck Me, Fill Me

Pairing: Joel Miller x fem!Reader | W/C: ~4K | Rating: 18+ Minors DNI

Summary: Accidents happen all the time — people fall, knives slip, condoms break.You spent years successfully avoiding one. Except things are different now, you’re ready for more. Your husband Joel is more than happy to oblige.

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Warnings: Joel has one mission in this one – knock you the fuck up (if that’s not your thing, kindly move on). Heavy on the breeding kink. No age gap is mentioned (make it your own). So much dirty talk. Fingering. Dry humping/grinding. Praise kink. Size kink. Unprotected P in V. Rough sex. Semi-public sex. Sex in front of a mirror. Multiple creampies. No use of Y/N, no use of daddy. TLOU au. Reader has no physical descriptions except hair (no type or color) long enough to hold on to. Let me know if I missed anything!

A/N: I have no excuses for this one except that I have Joel brain rot and baby fever. Shoutout to the Capital One Lounge at IAD for the idea. Written on a plane.

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Holy smokes… this is hot as Hades… 🥵

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Amazingly, brilliantly written! Thank you for sharing!! ✨💖✨

undercoverpena:

10. cranberry cocktail

frankie morales x f!reader | chapter ten of do me yourself

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summary: a meet-cute in a hardware store? impossible, out of the question. except, that’s exactly what happens. a need for screws leads you to a broad-shouldered, brown-eyed man who you’re sure is about to change your day, never mind your life.

wordcount: 3k
chapter warnings: SMUT. 18+. jo’s bad use and knowledge of DIY. frankie calls you ‘rainy’ (paint-related from chp.1) no other descriptions or name used. no use of y/n.
an: this one is called jo made herself horny. see author note at the end.

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It’s difficult not to smile as you approach.

His voice, mid-singing—almost competing with the radio that lingers under his voice—had been travelling out as you walked up to the building. Louder when you pulled open the door, sliding the sunglasses from your face.

A few blinks and your eyes capture his, singing dying out, leaving the original artist blaring around in the background.

Still, you’re unable to stifle the smile. Not as you walk closer or as he puts down the tool in hand; least of all when you realise he’s looking only half as abashed as you would be if he caught you mid-rendition, watching him dial down the volume on the radio as the door closes behind you.

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“Know you can take me,” he hushes, “I’m good at measurements, calculations—“

Are you effin’ kidding me?!?!? 🫨🫨🫨

And the ending?!?!!! 😮

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This is hot like a thousand suns🔥🔥🔥 That bench is probably pregnant now….. for sure it has reached Nirvana… 😯

These two are EVERYTHING!!! Thank you so much for sharing Dearest… ✨💖✨

(and for melting our insides… so worthy… 🥵🥵🥵)

tightjeansjavi:

Fandom Hug

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Happy Monday! I woke up this morning thinking to myself about how this past week (more like month) has not been a great time for most of us! Between writers being plagiarized, bullying, anonymous hate and so on, I decided we all need to give eachother a hug!

💓 anyone can participate in the fandom hug!

💓 express your favorite parts of being in the PPCU fandom (you can comment, make your own post, or send something to me in my inbox and I will post it! Anons are welcome)

💓 send someone a hug in their inbox or messages!

💓 send someone a nice message!

💓 boost your favorite writers/artists/etc!

💓 do all of the above!

Most importantly, remember that there are real people with real feelings and lives behind the screen 🫂

Sending everyone a hug who needs it today 💞

-Gi

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morallyinept:

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🌷 Who’s up for a creative challenge? 🌷

If it’s not apparent already, I love flowers and I love the Pedro Boys! So, what could be more fun than combining the Pedro Boys and flowers in a creative challenge? 🌷🪻🌻

Perhaps Marcus brings you flowers on date night, Dave’s scattered sumptuous petals leading you up to bed, you and Ezra get stranded on a planet with alien-esque florals, or you’re showering sweet Javi G with his favourite blooms for his birthday… 🌷🪻🌻

Running during the month of May, I challenge you to write and share a fic - or fics - featuring any of the Pedro Boys and flowers. 🪻

You can also make mood boards or art if you’re not a writer - or don’t want to write - but still want to participate! 🌷

🌻 See below for the full challenge details! 👇🏻

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kteague:

Frankie is the kind of husband who stands by your side when you have a medical condition.

He’s changing his work schedule so he can be at every doctor’s appointment with you. He comes to each one with his own questions, alongside your own.

He spends late nights researching online for every possible medication or treatment plan that could help you and questions the doctors about them. He becomes such an expert on your condition that nurses are shocked when he starts talking your blood test results like he has a medical degree.

He learns recipes that avoid the foods you no longer can/should have. Sometimes he’s refilling your weekly pill organizer before you even can. He’s checking in with you during the day to see if you’re feeling good. And the days you aren’t, he’s coming home to take care of you.

There’s never been one second where you feel alone since your diagnosis because Frankie’s been at your side every step of the way.

That’s undoubtedly Frankie… 🥰

Top tier caregiver, selflessly doing everything he can to make everything easy…🥹🥹

Thank you for sharing, Dearest… ✨💖✨

(Sending you lots of love.. You got this, Warrior.. 🫂❤️🫂)

whocaresstillthelouvre:

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Golden Corral

A Joel Miller baseball player AU.

Pairing: Baseball player Joel Miller x Female Reader
Rating: Explicit. 18+ (Minors DNI)
Summary: You’ve been keeping your budding relationship with Joel a secret, now back home in Texas to visit him, Joel takes you on a date to his favorite places.
Warnings: smut, baseball talk, these two never quit with the banter, unprotected p in v (though it’s been previously discussed how reader has an IUD and they’re both tested… be safe out there folks), f.e.e.l.i.n.g.s.o.f.l.o.v.e., my girl’s kind of a snob, truck stuff!, macaroni and cheese
Words: 3,900
A/N: Well, I couldn’t stay away from Baseball Player Joel. These two have previously appeared together in 18 Seasons. Shout out to @ohheypedrito for all of her help and thoughts.

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“We’re here.”

“Joel…”

“Hm?”

“This is a Golden Corral.”

“It is.” 

“Is the restaurant behind it?” 

“No, told you I was going to take you to my favorite place.” 

“Your favorite place is… Golden Corral?”

“Course it is. Where else am I going to get prime rib and tacos for a fair price?”

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Perfect date is perfect… 🥰

And then making love under the stars… just wonderful!! 🥹🥹🥹

Love this series so much! 😍 Thank you for sharing! ✨💖✨

wheresarizona:

but now I’m your daisy

summary: It’s a random Thursday in the middle of spring, and Joel has a surprise for you—a surprise that’s an hour away from Jackson on horseback, that he insists on blindfolding you for.

pairing: Joel Miller/gn!reader (reader has smaller hands than Joel)

rating: T (No y/n, AGE GAP (unspecified, reader is an adult), Grumpy Joel Miller, a lil Possessive Joel Miller, FLUFF, it’s so fluffy, established relationship, kissing, purposely annoying Joel until he snaps at you, Joel being secretly romantic, MARRIAGE PROPOSAL (it’s so cute), cussing, did I mention fluff? Joel being so in love, Joel being the best dad to Ellie)

word count: 2.5k+

a/n: This can be read as a standalone or in the same universe as ‘but I would die for you in secret.’ An anon requested a ‘fluffy cute fic with an age gap (No smut)’ for Joel, and this extremely cute idea came to me that I wrote in one night. Shoutout to @littlemisspascal who loved the snippets I sent her, and thank you to the love of my life, @juletheghoul for betaing!

Thank you for reading! Comments and reblogs feed me. I’d love to know what you thought!

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Joel Miller.. the most romantic of all… 😍😍😍

This is so cute and sweet and lovely and… 🥰

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Absolutely effin’ adorable!! 🥹🥹

Thank you for sharing!!! ✨💖✨

goodwithcheese:

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